Last night, somewhere around 4 a.m….
Me, envying how Crayton can sleep with half his body outside the covers, while mine has been tucked inside a sweaty, hot sheet cocoon and yet still gobbled up by mosquitoes: “Why don’t the moquitoes bite you?”
Him, not opening his eyes: “Did you put on your bug spray?”
Me, pathetically: “It smells.”
This reminds me of an exchange from It Happened One Night, one of my favorite old movies. Claudette Colbert plays a rich, spoiled heiress on the lam from her father; Clark Gable is a salty newspaperman in search of a story. They end up sleeping in a barn one night while running from the cops. “I’m hungry,” she huffs. “Eat a carrot,” he offers. “Noo,” she whines. That’s me. I’m the carrot-girl.
Now that the bugs have bitten me on my lower back, ankle, earlobe, and cheekbone in one night, it is time to stop whining and do something about this.
I am breaking out the Vicks Vaporub. Lola says it works.
I’ll start the new treatment after I get back from Puerto Vallarta this weekend, though. Something tells me that crawling into bed slathered in eucalyptus-and-menthol ointment would kind of put a dent in the whole “romantic weekend alone with hubby.”
Ken
Mosquitoes have two ways (or more) to find their prey, By the CO2 in your breath or in your case your skin temperature. My wife would always get eaten alive when outside while I was untouched. (Unless I had a sunburn…then I got eaten up also.) Vicks smells better than bugspray? Different strokes I guess.
Ashley
get a fan? they hate wind! (and they loooove me)
mrtnclzd
Ok, you do mention Vallarta here. I guess I hadn’t checked your blog that often.
I miss mexico city though.
Rachel
I used something called skin-sations and it was a big repellent, but didn’t smell like one. Good Luck! I’ve also seen bracelets that keep teh bugs away in the garden section of stores.
Joanna
my futura suegra says vitamin b12 helps. supposedly you can some supplements in any farmacia. mosquitoes always attack me too. if there is one flying around, it will find me.
i’ve been running around, but i will get in touch soon to meet up! getting settled little by little! hope all is well and you are still in post vallarta zen 🙂