One of Lola’s quirks is that while she’s cleaning, she’ll put things away in special, hidden places.
Once we couldn’t find our rubber wine stopper. I asked Lola, and she said she’d stuck it in a bowl of corks that we save for sentimental purposes. “It looked like a cork to me,” she said.
Another time, the shower door knob broke off. We kept the part in the bathroom, but after a few weeks, it disappeared. I asked Lola about it.
“Let me think,” she said. “I know it’s around here somewhere….”
She puttered around in the TV room for a few minutes. Then: “Here it is!” She unearthed the knob from a ceramic pitcher.
“I put it there so it wouldn’t get lost,” she said.
When Crayton’s flip-flop vanished a few weeks ago, he assumed Lola had something to do with it. I thought she’d put it in his closet — after all, that’s where shoes go, right honey? — but when we looked, it wasn’t there.
I think Crayton was starting to get a little impatient, because one day he asked me in a very sweet tone if I wouldn’t mind looking for his lost shoe.
This was not an odd request, considering I’m the finder-of-things in our relationship. I always know the contents of the refrigerator, the pantry, the closet. You need an umbrella? We have seven scattered all over the house, and I could tell you exactly where they are. (The home is my domain, people.)
I promised I would look for the flip-flop. But time got away from me, what with traveling and making nicuatole. So Crayton began to make little comments.
“Wow, it’d be really great to have my other flip-flop.” With a wistful look in his eye.
“You know, when we go to Tulum” — we’re going this weekend — “I’ll probably be the only guy there without flip-flops.”
Finally, finally, I had time to look yesterday. The issue had started to eat away at me. Where was this infernal flip-flop? I checked all areas of the closet, no go. I checked the nooks of the entertainment center. Nothing.
I checked under the bed, even though Crayton told me he’d already looked there.
And there, sitting next to our breakfast-in-bed trays, directly below the center of our bed, was his forgotten, lost sandal, marooned on an island of laminate flooring. I couldn’t reach it, so I grabbed one of the trays and pushed, and the flip-flop emerged out the other side.
As soon as I had it, I sent Crayton an email. Subject line: “Flip-flop found.” Text: “Boo-yah.”
“Where was it?” he asked me later.
I told him, and he looked just the teensiest bit embarrassed.
“I looked there!” he said. “I’m sorry I can’t find things.”
Amy
When you hear yourself say “I’ll put it here so it won’t get lost,” that’s a red flag! Red FLAG! Don’t do it! It never ends well!!
Cecilia
Great writing, Leslie!
alice
Flip-flops you can find, but I dare you to find the occasional missing sock!
Lesley
Is that a challenge? Because I’m up for the task.
Heidi in DF
The missing sock goes through the magic tunnel that connects the dryer to the closet and is born again as an extra hanger.
Love the post…so true of my parents, too. My mom ALWAYS knew where things were that my dad couldn’t find.