Tried to buy beer with my credit card at the Extra convenience store yesterday. The clerk informed me that they don’t take credit cards, and she pointed to the ATM. (As an aside: The very same chain A BLOCK AWAY takes credit cards. But whatever.)
So, I got money. I returned to pay for my beer. The clerk eyed one of my 50-peso bills.
“It’s torn,” she said. Sure enough, a tiny piece maybe half the size of my fingernail had ripped off.
“And….?” I asked.
“We can’t accept it.”
“But it came out of the ATM like that. The ATM in this store!”
“Sorry.”
“And what do I do now?”
“You have to go to the bank and they’ll change it for you.”
“What bank?”
“Any bank.”
Suddenly an old man smoking a cigarette decided to weigh in on the matter. He wore a convenience store uniform too.
“Yeah, we can’t accept that,” he said. “Just go to the bank. They’ll change it for you.”
I gave her another 50 peso bill and received my change in silence.
Walking home, I grumbled about the ludicrousness of this, the ridicularity, the lameosity. (I like to invent words when I’m mad.) Then I realized how flippant I’d been to the clerk. “And now what? What do I do now?” In the Yucatan, I’d raised my voice to a guy at our hotel who’d demanded to know where we got our free Chichen Itza passes. Maybe I’m running out of patience. Has anyone else experience this? Especially people who moved from slower-paced, polite Southern cities?
Crayton, my sweet Alabama-bred husband, suggested that maybe gruffness just goes further here. A French restaurant — an empty one — turned us away last week because we didn’t have a reservation. We’d dined at this restaurant before without a reservation. Walking away, we wondered if it would have been better to chew them out. “Yeah, reservation, right, because you’re so BUSY.”
Or maybe we just need a vacation.