First: fly to Dallas and drive to Eno’s for American microbrews — an organic Mothership Wit, a Brooklyn Lager, and a Dale’s Pale Ale.
Chow on some thin-crusted, gooey, mozzarella and basil pizza.
Drive past old sites, and see old friends….
Stumble home to Ian’s house at 12:30 a.m., while contemplating the greatness of the American dirty martini, and the Sex with Jackson shot.
Drift off to sleep. Wake up at 5:30, and have your husband surprise you with a first-class flight to Seattle. (!) Have a bloody Mary, because it’s free.
Feel grateful for the existence of the American biscuit.
Later, once in Olympia, meet up with more old friends and drink more microbrews. And eat more pizza.